forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

(via lovequotesrus)

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via demons-detectives-and-the-doctor)

I’m too tired for this shit — Me every day (via reqless-ambition)

(via giorgos12)

EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS ‘WHERE I SEE MYSELF’ IN FIVE YEARS

dukeofbookingham:

I’m just like:

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(via ode-to-illusive-dreams)

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

(via ode-to-illusive-dreams)

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