fancysomedisneymagic:

Pinocchio was a big fan of Walt’s

fancysomedisneymagic:

Pinocchio was a big fan of Walt’s

What tumblr has done to me

  • Sees Porn: no reaction
sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

sailortwerk:

when people try to force me to socialize

(via chef-who)

pizza:

peter pan :)

pizza:

peter pan :)

(via pizza)

So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant

  • Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
  • Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
  • Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
  • Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
  • Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
  • Little girl: *shakes head*
  • Me: Ron? Harry?
  • Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
  • Me: Uh.
  • Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
  • Me: That's...fun too.

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

(via thehilariousblog)

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